“1. David will not do
interviews while on tour. All interviews with him must be conducted before the
tour begins. "If it doesn't sell tickets then I got more important stuff
to do - walls to watch, windows to look out."
2. Other members of
the band may be willing to do interviews during the tour. Requests should be
addressed to Communex.
3. Ask pithy,
straightforward questions - don't try to be clever.
4. Ubu Projex retains
copyright to anything a band member may say. So, if we like the answer we will
post it or use it however we want.
5. David prefers email
interviews. Whatever the format he will read or copy-and-paste from his
prepared 'Book Of Answers.' There is only one answer for any question. If you
ask a question that's been asked before then you will get word-for-word the
answer to the question he answered before. There is no variance. In email
answers feel free to cut from the bottom.
6. For radio
interviews, ask the question and get out of his way. If David needs or wants
your input he will let you know. "What was I talking about anyway?"
is a good clue that he is willing to listen to you now.
7. David usually makes
himself available in the venue after a show. He will sign autographs and sit
there while you take a selfie with him. Don't ask him questions - he won't
answer and will likely be so annoyed he makes a polite excuse and moves
somewhere else. He is off-duty after a show. Also be aware that David does not
like the frequencies of the human voice and has stopped bothering to listen in
that range. Best policy is to smile, move slowly and offer him a banana.”
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